Hello readers!!!
Today I wanted to share with you a very funny email that a friend of mine sent me. I thought it was hilarious and hope you enjoy it. What makes it even funnier is that I am sure everyone has done something like the kid in this email, just to stay out of trouble...ok maybe not as extreme, but I am sure something nonetheless just to stay out of immediate trouble!
Read on and enjoy!!! Have a great day!
Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's room was astonished to see that his bed was nicely
made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope With trembling hands and read
the letter.. Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to
the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and meth.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
better. She really deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that
we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the Report Card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you....Call me when it's safe to come home.
